Chop sticks and philosophy

What was your very first phone number?

How long do you keep left-overs in your fridge before throwing them out?

Do you consider yourself to be a kind person?

Do others?

who are you? who who? who who?

What three words best describe you?

What three words best describe who you are not?

What three words best describe your view of humanity?

What three words best describe your home?

What three words best describe your mood right now?

kiss kiss bang bang vroom!

If you could travel back in time and assassinate or save someone, who would it be?

If you could skip forward in time and catch a glimpse of your future, how far ahead would you go?

puff puff give

Should pot be made legal in the US?

What about other illegal drugs?

bonus question:

Should the drinking age be lowered to 18?

you're getting sleepy ...

What in this world do you find most soothing/relaxing/calming?

What brings you the most peace when you are stressed?

What do you do when you can't fall asleep?

Do you ever wake up to eat in the middle of the night?

we'll always have paris ...

How many times have you been in love?

How many times have you had your heart broken?

How many times have you broken someone else's heart?

Do you still have momentos from past loves?

Have you ever cheated?

Is that you, god?

Who does the voice in your head sound like? You? Your Mom? James Earl Jones?

If you could have someone else's voice for a day, whose would you choose?

What would you do for that day, with their voice?

What celebrity has the worst voice ever?

Whose singing voice would you love to have?

That's gonna leave a mark

What is the best sport to watch on TV?

What is the best sport to see live?

What is the worst sport to watch on TV?

What sport shouldn't really be considered a sport at all?

Which sport do you wish you could play professionally or coach successfully?

Which sport draws the craziest fans?

The hills are alive with the sound of muzak ...

Name the best soundtrack to a movie ever made.*

Name the best use of a song in a movie.

Name the best rock album of all time.

Name the best album title of all time.

*Let it be known, I will personally harm the person who answers "Titanic".

Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

What in this world do you find most annoying?

(question courtesy of dan)

Does this font make me look fat?

They say there are no stupid questions.

They lie.

I invite you to share your favorite stupid question with the class ...

I'd like to thank the academy ...

Name three people who have significantly impacted your life, either as a mentor, teacher or source of inspiration.

He ain't heavy .. he's my brother

In your experience, can people ever really change who they are?

For example, will a cheat always be a cheat? A felon always a felon? Etc?

Do you know anyone who has successfully changed for the better?

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If you knew with complete certainty that the world was going to end in 24 hours, how would you spend those last 24 hours?