Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Does this font make me look fat?

They say there are no stupid questions.

They lie.

I invite you to share your favorite stupid question with the class ...

16 Comments:

At 4:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

was he better than I am at that?

 
At 5:52 PM , Blogger Leetie said...

Don't people sometimes eat beaver?

 
At 7:48 AM , Anonymous Jeff Meyerson said...

Does this make me look fat?

 
At 8:02 AM , Anonymous Jeff Meyerson said...

OK, I admit I missed the title up there. Sorry about that.

 
At 8:18 AM , Anonymous Dan said...

"What do you want to have to eat?"
"I dont care..."

BULLSHIT.

 
At 9:03 AM , Blogger punky said...

Am I prettier than that girl over there?

Am I prettier than your last girlfriend?

Am I prettier than a donkey's ass?

Yeah, pretty much any of the "am I prettier than" questions. I'm a girl and I would NEVER ask that question. If you don't believe that you are pretty than no amount of reassurance from anyone else will ever change that ... so stop asking.

 
At 9:52 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help! Im writing an article and i need to know:
What are the worst mistakes ppl make at the office? :)

and dumb question #269
All questions when you've JUST SAID " I dont want to talk about it".

 
At 10:01 AM , Anonymous boo augustus said...

"Whatcha thinking?"

*especially when asked by a girlfriend

 
At 10:14 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can i just be re-named anonymous on dis blog?

Bangi

 
At 10:33 AM , Blogger punky said...

OK ... for those of you who post anonymously and want people to know who you are, select the OTHER button and then just type in your name and leave the url space blank. Much easier :)

Bangi ... grabbing someone's ass is a pretty big mistake in an office :)

 
At 11:27 AM , Anonymous Sallyacious said...

Any question which indicates that the person asking wasn't actually listening when you explained everything moments before. (This does not include questions asked for clarification.)

 
At 12:05 PM , Anonymous Bangi said...

Ohhhh thats wat the 'other' is for then.
teehee

 
At 12:39 PM , Anonymous insomniac said...

my favorite non-question...

Me: Any questions?

Student: I don't understand the material.

Me: That's a statement, not a question...(proceeds to try to find out what student doesn't get...)

or

Student: Do you give partial credit?

Me: If it's partially right!
(rimshot)

 
At 4:44 AM , Blogger Kafaleni said...

Okay.. here's the situation... I say "I'll do (chore)" or "I can (action)" and the person to whom I'm talking says "Really?" I just want to say "No, I just like to get your hopes up."

 
At 7:15 AM , Anonymous johnd said...

1) Can I ask you a question?

2) Do I look fat?

 
At 10:47 AM , Blogger Higgy said...

Are you wearing that?

Never fails to tickle me...

 

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