Thursday, June 08, 2006

High School Questions

1. Do you think you are attractive?

2. Are you happy with your appearance?

3. What is your best physical feature?

4. Do you consider yourself to be of average or high intelligence? (I know none of you think you are of below intelligence!)

5. Are you an optimist or pessimist?

"Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way, and that so many things that one goes worrying about are of no importance whatsoever."
– Isak Dinesen


At 7:50 AM , Anonymous JohnD said...

1. I am not attractive. I have a big crooked nose, am very balding, and starting to develop a pot belly (exercise and dieting isn't getting rid of it). And I have a monotone voice.

2. I am not happy with my belly (hence the dieting and exercise) or my nose. I have come to peace with my lack of hair.

3. My best feature? My backside (as I leave your presence)

4. I am extremely intelligent, just ask my wife. She always says I know everything (I think she is being sarcastic).

5. I am a pessimist. I plan for the worst. Then am pleasantly surprised when they work out better than plan.

At 8:41 AM , Anonymous Jeff Meyerson said...

1. attractive? I wouldn't say so - about average I guess. Way below average by Hollywood standards.

2. Happy with your appearance? I wouldn't say "happy" but not unhappy either.

3. Best feature? I'm tall, I guess.

4. Intelligent. Well, only false modesty would prevent me from saying I'm well above average.

5. Yes I am more on the optimistic side, especially as I get older.

At 11:12 AM , Blogger MrFisher said...

EEK. I am quite shy and humble about this topic. Scouts Honor.

1. most of the time

2. not so much, it makes me bit uncomfortable, I'm constantly changing it. (I know, makes no sense huh?) I'm just weird like that.

3. my HUGE, rippling, eyes.

4. I'd say based on peoples responses to my off the wall comments, I'm pretty sure I'm a highly mentally handicapped Intellectual.

5. Optimism is a close companion of mine.

Also, that Isak's one smart cookie.

At 12:09 PM , Anonymous insomniac said...

*whispers* it's Isak Dinesen...

1. no

2. no, but not unhappy enough to do anything about it...

3. i have long fingers, not attractive but distinctive

4. above average, i suppose, but not as far above as people think

5. pessimist

At 12:23 PM , Anonymous Sallyacious said...

1. yes.
2. No.
(Boy, those answers are kinda contradictory, eh?)
3. Eyes? Laugh? Tolerance? Intelligence? Sense of Devilry & Benign Disdain for Convention? I know it's not my butt.
4. High intelligence.
5. Depends on the day.

At 12:23 PM , Blogger punky said...

Being that Out Of Africa is my all time favorite movie, you'd think I'd notice if her nome-du-plume was spelled incorrectly. Oops. Thanks Insom.

At 12:30 PM , Blogger punky said...

1. Yes, especially when I smile.

2. Yes. Finally.

3. My smile.

4. My IQ score indicates that I am of superior intelligence. Personally, I think they graded on a curve.

5. Optimist. And becoming more so every day.

At 1:54 PM , Blogger Tamara said...

1. Attractive enough.

2. Nose too big. Teeth ugly.

3. Hair.

4. Sim!

5. Realist. (Pessimist) (And I like it)

At 5:22 PM , Anonymous Bismuth said...

I do not think that I am attractive, but I've been told that I am by two separate women, so it has to be true, right?

I'm quite happy with how I look. However, even if I weighed 300 lbs and was balding, I'd probably be happy.


I'm quite average for a person of high intelligence.

Optimism roxors!

At 8:28 PM , Blogger Graz said...

1. Yes, mostly.

2. Yes, mostly. But my 6 pack needs some work right now. But that beer is probably why my washboard abs aren't so washboard at the moment. But they aren't washbasket abs yet.

3. My shit eatin' grin with the devilish look that it puts in my eyes when I'm up to somethin'.

4. I consider myself high intelligence, but I can do the dumbest things at times.

5. Optimist. Otherwise I'd hide under my blankets and never come out.....'cept for an occasional beverage run.

At 9:54 PM , Blogger Sarah O. said...

1. I'm not too bad for my age.

2. NO! The late 40's are a b%&$&! I got fat, gray, and old.

3. Oh, good grief, I don't think I have one any more! Well, as I got fatter I got more buxum. And they're no droopier than Janet Jackson's.

4. A bit of each. Overall I think optimism wins out despite last month's pessimism.

At 9:01 PM , Blogger Kafaleni said...

1. I couldn't say. I don't see it, but women aren't my thing. If we're being shallow and basing this on appearance only, then average, but no supermodel (I do, however weigh more than a supermodel...)

2. Yes

3. Definitely the ramparts.

4. Probably high, but I've found that intelligence or lack thereof make absolutely no difference to the important stuff in life.

5. Realist, tending towards optimism.

At 10:56 AM , Blogger Higgy said...

1. Yes, but I didn't always.

2. Yes, but I need to lose weight - not just for appearance sakes, but also for health.

3. Probably my eyes.

4. I consider myself high intelligence, with a pretty accurate memory and good logic skills. However, at times, I know I'm too lazy to use them all fully.

5. Optimist.

At 3:38 PM , Anonymous boo augustus said...

1. Apparently I am but I don't always realize it so it just makes me more attractive. At least that's what I've been told.

2. Well, I could stand to loose a few pounds. But why would you want a six pack when you can have a keg?

3. Stunning blue eyes.

4. What the heck, let's go with high.

5. To quote Kathy Griffin, "I'd like to be positive, I just don't have the time."

At 6:16 PM , Blogger Mad Scientist said...

1. No
3. eyes and smile
4. average. I know the PhD might argue otherwise, but most days I feel dumb as a post
5. Realist.

At 9:05 PM , Anonymous kingw said...

1) Not unattractive

2) Weight has been an issue for all of my 48 years


4)I think I am nothing special, most around me think I am very smart. Probably the excellent memory. Like Higgy to lazy to develop my talents

5)Ready for bad things to happen. Always suprised when they do.

At 7:57 PM , Blogger Trillian DBB said...

1. no
2. not entirly
3. hmm. I do have a nice bum
4. highly intelligent
5. optimist


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