C is for Cookie

What is the worst fortunte cookie saying you have ever read?

My friend got this one the other day. I think she got my cookie.

"you will have little success in love"

and of course the infamous:

"that wasn't chicken"

and then there is the well meaning sage career advice:

"Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."

Tell me yours ...