Thursday, September 14, 2006


If you had your own factory, what would it make?

If you could only eat one kind of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

If you could build your own robot to do whatever you wanted for the rest of your life, what would it do?

If you had a shrinking device, what would you miniaturize first?


At 4:41 PM , Anonymous Dan said...

1) Alcohol or cigars.
2) PIZZA. hands down.
3) my job.
4) work and the middle east.

At 4:43 PM , Anonymous Bismuth said...

Factory: Clean energy
Food: I'll have to agree with Dan
Robot: it would build robots that build robots that build...
Shrink: egos

At 7:28 PM , Blogger Sarah O. said...

Factory: Shoes. Call me selfish.

Food: Yeah, you're gonna get a lot of pizza answers.

Robot: I'll keep it clean and say "do laundry".

Shrink: my posterior. Call me selfish again.

At 7:35 PM , Blogger Graz said...

Factory: Remote controlled door knobs.

Food: Beef stew....and hopefully I could have some nice crusty Italian bread with it also.

Robot: Robots that would travel the states pulling out politicians nose hairs when they lied or said something stupid.

Miniturize: The hair in my left eyebrow that keep growing really frikkin' long....even though I keep plucking it out.

And I would do all of these things to help humanity cause that's just the kind guy I am.

At 7:07 PM , Anonymous boo augustus said...

Factory: Thermonuclear missile warheads. I see a huge market potential.

Food: Kind of food? Like, could I say Chinese or Italian or Thai and still have some variety? Then I'd say Thai. No wait, French provinical. One single food? LIFE cereal with milk.

Robot: You remember Steve Martin's holiday wish that included the month long orgasm brought about by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody? Now assuming my robot is a very convincing human cyborg type thing, I'd go with the month long orgasm.

Miniaturize first: My cat. I think that would be cute. Then I'd go around miniaturizing random people I find really attractive and then I'd bring them home and keep them in a shoe box or maybe build a little miniature neighborhood for them in my spare bedroom. I'd make them act out little skits and stuff for my amusement. Just like my old Stars Wars action figures. Okay, am I sounding a little twisted?

At 2:35 AM , Blogger Kafaleni said...

Factory: gadgets for the kitchen geek in all of us (the stuff no one needs more than once in their lives, but buys anyway, like an avacado slicer, three kinds of citrus juicer, those pinch cups for fresh herbs and so on..)

Food: I'm gonna go broad and say Italian.

Robot: If it could do whatever I wanted for the rest of my life, the real question is what wouldn't it do?

Shrink: Definitely my butt..probably my tummy & thighs, too. I don't mind if my ramparts stay disproportionately large.

At 10:14 AM , Anonymous boo augustus said...

I changed my mind about the shrinking device. I'm going to leave the cat its normal size. He'll hav fun playing with my colony of miniature people.

At 11:22 AM , Blogger Higgy said...

My factory would make recycling containers. Everyone would have at least one, and they themselves would be recyclable.

I'd be happy eating beef for the rest of my life. Yum! I'm such a carnivore.

I'd build a robot that weeded my yard. I hate doing it.

I'd shrink the national debt! :-) Well, ok - I don't think I'd shrink anything - I think minituarization is coming along just fine. Maybe I'd shrink radioactive waste, or other trash...

At 2:51 PM , Blogger eurobikermcdog said...


Factory: I'd make cookies. Large, moist, chocolate chip cookies.

Food: How do you define food? Pizza. Maybe I shouldn't be answering these when I'm hungry. It's skewing things.

Robot: Mine would sleep for me.

Shrinking device: First, my shrinking device would be in the form of a laser. That way I could gather up lots of people I don't like in one room, shoot at one of them, then the fragments of laser rays spilling off the person I hit (Dr. Phil) would also corrupt the others. It's perfect! HA HA HA!


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