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You get to spend one day as a fly on the wall in some one's life. Whose life do you choose?
You can spend one full day as a member of the opposite sex, and experience how life feels for the other gender, but in exchange your life expectancy will be decreased by 10 years. Do you do it?
Doritos or Cheetos?
posted by punky @ 4:33 PM
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A fly? Like a real fly or like a Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" fly? Could I just be invisible and stand in a corner . . . and maybe rifle through the person's personal papers when they're not looking? Hmm, maybe Tom Cruise. Possibly Donald Trump or Warren Buffet of George Bush if I could profit from it later.
Hmm, already know what it feels like to be screwedd over by a guy, so no.
Doritos, but sometimes I get a real craving for Cheetos.
1) well the first thing that came to mind was arnold, but even though i admire the man, i dont want to see him naked. so, id have to say kate beckinsale or a playboy playmate. that would be kickass.
2) fuck no! are you serious? being in the kitchen and laundry room sucks, i already know how that feels so thats why i dont go in there!
3) cheetos. doritos have too much other crap, theyre like the cigarattes of tobacco - loaded with 2,700 chemicals.
Do they have to be alive? If not, then Mother Teresa. If so, then Dubya (for different reasons).
Of course! Guess what I would spend the entire day playing with?
Cheetos, no question.
Oh, and consecutive v's in the word verification should be outlawed.
Dubya or Tony Blair. I think it'd be neat to see one day of theirs.
Nah. I like who I am and will never be the opposite sex, so I'll take the extra 10 years, TYVM.
Usually Cheetos. Especially the crunchy ones, although the fluffy ones on occasion. However, since neither are on my diet....
Paris Hilton. Sorry, it was shameful for me to admit it, but I just can't help myself. I want to know if she's really that messed up.
No. I like being a girl. And a woman. Female in general, really. I like the whole thing. Plus, I just read Norah Vincent's Self-Made Man, and it doesn't sound like guys actually have it any better than we do.
Cheetos. Crunchy Cheetos, not the big, poofy kind.
osama bin laden...maybe gather some intel on the guy...
you young folks assume that your lifespan is at least 10 years, i would probably find after spending a day as a woman that i had died 3 years ago...
cheetos...
-insomniac
Paris Hilton.
No, just kidding. If you said the last person you'd want to be Paris might be in the running.
Let's see, how about Derek Jeter?
2. No thanks, I'll take the 10 years. Can't afford to give them away at this stage.
3. Definitely Cheetos.
kaf. - on second thought not understanding arabic or pashto or urdu would keep me from being much use... but maybe they could put a tiny gps receiver on me. this would lead to a new slogan for 'heroes' "nuke the fly, save the world".-insomniac
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