tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post115772937688688718..comments2023-04-12T05:13:32.155-05:00Comments on An Unfettered Mind: Story TimeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158286395089455532006-09-14T21:13:00.000-05:002006-09-14T21:13:00.000-05:00*applauds wildly*<B>*applauds wildly*</B>punkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04255652084502466317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158265210618966052006-09-14T15:20:00.000-05:002006-09-14T15:20:00.000-05:00Enough of this You get what you pay for. The endEnough of this You get what you pay for. The endAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158265178665460852006-09-14T15:19:00.000-05:002006-09-14T15:19:00.000-05:00"None of this would have ever happened if the quot..."None of this would have ever happened if the quota for comments wasnt as high as it was. We have a real crisis on our hands....God help us...."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158265059076911992006-09-14T15:17:00.000-05:002006-09-14T15:17:00.000-05:00caused primarily by the use of peanut butter for c...caused primarily by the use of peanut butter for caulking. A spokesman for the Builders association stated..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158264943684549962006-09-14T15:15:00.000-05:002006-09-14T15:15:00.000-05:00eating and hording nuts. The most trusted and res...eating and hording nuts. The most trusted and respected news source in the world, Weekly World News, have reported that squirrel-consumption of nuts and wood-constructed homes is up nearly...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158264630152796362006-09-14T15:10:00.000-05:002006-09-14T15:10:00.000-05:00Save the Squirrels, an organization founded after ...Save the Squirrels, an organization founded after the famous Dave Barry made clear the danger they presented to the American way of life, causing a squirrelcide frenzy of ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158264525670710172006-09-14T15:08:00.000-05:002006-09-14T15:08:00.000-05:00Michael Jacksons sex change operation, since we al...Michael Jacksons sex change operation, since we all know everyone is tired of that freaky guy hogging the...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158264298365296392006-09-14T15:04:00.000-05:002006-09-14T15:04:00.000-05:00living in a pineapple under the sea. Of course, y...living in a pineapple under the sea. Of course, you'd have to supply your own breathing apparatti and such. So it was recommended that they get all the surviving members of "Band Aid" together to do a rendition of Tito Jackson's greatest hit. The proceeds of the album will be donated to...Leetiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16958241640306875185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158264077132516702006-09-14T15:01:00.000-05:002006-09-14T15:01:00.000-05:00my shoes smell like purple rainbow skies." which ...my shoes smell like purple rainbow skies." which ultimately got a lot of strange looks, and engaged the topic of conversation into the realm of the existence of creativity. now obviously whoever chose to ponder if creativity really exists or not didnt consider thinking about....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158263844823566272006-09-14T14:57:00.000-05:002006-09-14T14:57:00.000-05:00Sinead freaking O'connor walks in and opens up a c...Sinead freaking O'connor walks in and opens up a can of SPAM. She starts eating the spam and says, "Leetiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16958241640306875185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158263504568842732006-09-14T14:51:00.000-05:002006-09-14T14:51:00.000-05:00Suddenly U2 busted through the door and began prea...Suddenly U2 busted through the door and began preaching world peace, brotherly love, and all that stuff in their U2 holier than thou way. As if the Red Hot Chili Peppers with socks on their ding dongs and U2's evangelists attitudes werent enough....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158263202073263822006-09-14T14:46:00.000-05:002006-09-14T14:46:00.000-05:00...socks on their naughty parts a'la the Red Hot C......socks on their naughty parts a'la the Red Hot Chili Peppers circa 1987! They had taken the mushrooms and made themselves the subjects of the 'experiment,' so now they were tripping balls!!! They ran madly through the room, hooting in their psychadelic pandimonium, when...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158261565416109852006-09-14T14:19:00.000-05:002006-09-14T14:19:00.000-05:00the mushrooms with the highest level of hallucineo...the mushrooms with the highest level of hallucineogen power possible, and further more be turned in to a precription drug and distributed to the masses. All was going well until the scientists came running in with beakers in their hands and....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158258559416369132006-09-14T13:29:00.000-05:002006-09-14T13:29:00.000-05:00his dermatologist. It seems he may have come in c...his dermatologist. It seems he may have come in contact with a certain plant in the woods will looking for musrooms. Not just any mushrooms, these were special and going to be used in an experiment to determine...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158254025812096412006-09-14T12:13:00.000-05:002006-09-14T12:13:00.000-05:00"Won't somebody PLEASE help me get this thread up ..."Won't somebody PLEASE help me get this thread up to 50 comments so that Punky will post another question?"<BR/><BR/>But it was not to be. Ichihiro - or Itchy, as he liked to be known, had a pressing engagement at...Higgyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17705824739575363627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158253264474240952006-09-14T12:01:00.000-05:002006-09-14T12:01:00.000-05:00I punted his fat ass out the window.Then, I turned...I punted his fat ass out the window.<BR/><BR/>Then, I turned to Ichihiro Marx (for 'twas his name) and uttered the ever-popular line...Higgyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17705824739575363627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158251228484837162006-09-14T11:27:00.000-05:002006-09-14T11:27:00.000-05:00When all of a sudden, it blurted out, much to incr...When all of a sudden, it blurted out, much to incredible volume and exhasperation....<BR/><BR/><BR/>AAFFFLLAAACCCCC!!<BR/><BR/>His exclamation seemed to go on for eternity until...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158247664615895152006-09-14T10:27:00.000-05:002006-09-14T10:27:00.000-05:00"If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you." Wh..."If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you." Which left me sweating in a cold fear. I'm not psychic, after all. <BR/><BR/>But then I thought, "Maybe the duck is!" It was looking at me very intently and seemed to be trying to bill a sentence at me...<BR/><BR/>(It's a duck, so obviously it can't mouth a sentence.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158246902295329242006-09-14T10:15:00.000-05:002006-09-14T10:15:00.000-05:00...the illegitmate great-grandson of Groucho Marx ......the illegitmate great-grandson of Groucho Marx and he was giving me the duck in his will...<BR/><BR/>"Do I have to say the secret woid?"<BR/><BR/>He said...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158245846743138192006-09-14T09:57:00.000-05:002006-09-14T09:57:00.000-05:00I woke up screaming!The thought of everyone in the...I woke up screaming!<BR/><BR/>The thought of everyone in their skivvies and covered in chocolate was enough to wake me from my ketamine-induced coma. However, there really WAS a man in my room with a large duck under one arm. Turns out he was...Higgyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17705824739575363627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158240897393475862006-09-14T08:34:00.000-05:002006-09-14T08:34:00.000-05:00"You ruined my chocolate vat, you damnable cretins..."You ruined my chocolate vat, you damnable cretins!!!"<BR/><BR/>Then she said, "Ah, what the hell..." and stripped down to her bra n' girdle set, and jumped in to join them. Just then...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158240369445820092006-09-14T08:26:00.000-05:002006-09-14T08:26:00.000-05:00Shirley, but that's another story.So anyway, where...Shirley, but that's another story.<BR/><BR/>So anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Wolfie, the nipple clamps, and GWB in a vat of chocolate.<BR/><BR/>So Laura walks in at that moment and says...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158239884674892672006-09-14T08:18:00.000-05:002006-09-14T08:18:00.000-05:00the tour bus came through. It was from Uncle Mort...the tour bus came through. It was from Uncle Mort's Home for the Elderly Midget. Of course they don't like being called midgets, they prefer to be called vertically challenged. But then we all want to be called something different, me I want to be called...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158189389575590062006-09-13T18:16:00.000-05:002006-09-13T18:16:00.000-05:00works for the Federal government. You have no idea...works for the Federal government. You have <I>no idea</I> the things that go on inside the US Treasury Building. Why just the other day...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20484029.post-1158188157558919312006-09-13T17:55:00.000-05:002006-09-13T17:55:00.000-05:00be Mel Gibson's Jewish bartender. But being Wolfi...be Mel Gibson's Jewish bartender. But being Wolfie's maid does get you exposed to some exotic sights, especially now that she ..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com